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You keep whinging because we don't call enough. For heaven's sake, stop! We can't call because we're busy. Just look at what we're doing. Does it look like we have the time to sleep? Eat? Breathe? Let alone communicate with the outside world! We're building empires! We're winning hearts and minds! We're forging ahead, confronting our demons, marching victoriously toward a grand and glorious new era! And we're doing it all from the comfort of the backyard hammock.

pirateguillermo - Fri, Jan 1, 2010

It took about a week to apply the three coats of spar varnish to the laundry rack, between my day job and the cold weather. I did get it done, though, as I really wanted the garage back before the rains came. The tools required for the mounting step were a ladder, a stud finder, a pencil, a drill, a screwdriver, a tape measure, a pair of pliers, and a pair of scissors. The parts were eight eye bolts, four "S" hooks, two single pulleys, two double pulleys, a cleat, two screws, and a spool of...

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pirateguillermo - Sun, Nov 29, 2009

We were looking in a recent Lehman's catalog and saw this swell laundry rack. The cool thing about it is that it hangs from the ceiling from ropes that run through pulleys. You lower the rack to put clothes on it, then you raise it up to let everything dry while it's up and out of the way. At about the same time, I saw this story from Ode Magazine about people around the world line-drying their clothes instead of using...

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pirateguillermo - Thu, Nov 5, 2009

About two weeks ago, we gave away nearly two thirds of our hens. Let me just say, nineteen hens lay more eggs in a week than we eat in a month. The only way we could possibly keep up is if we were doing lots of farming or lumberjacking and using only non-powered hand tools to do it. Plus, November was approaching and 20 chickens make a lot of manure. Never mind that they eat a heck of a lot of feed.

So, we gave away 12 laying hens, keeping Lucy, who's now four years old and laying...

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junglemonkey - Wed, Oct 21, 2009

The Pirate and I have been playing the video game "Plants vs Zombies" lately. So much so that I finally declared a one-week moratorium on the game, just so that we could catch up with sleep and chores and regain our children's affections.

But yesterday, during Day Without Electricity, I felt like I was back at it again - fighting a neverending battle wherein every time I thought I was getting ahead, something else popped up to thwart me.

Let me back up.

In...

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pirateguillermo - Wed, Oct 14, 2009

It rained yesterday. A tree fell across the driveway, blocking Peaches and Granny in. A tree fell across our road, a mile from our house, blocking me from getting home and cutting them out. The wind blew the carport over, flipping it off the truck. The wind also blew the gazebo around on the deck. When we all managed to get home, we put on grubbies and, in the failing light, cut a path wide enough for the cars to get through....

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pirateguillermo - Fri, Oct 2, 2009

In the past week, the dogs have gotten even more enthusiastic about ratcatching. Esme has caught five out of six rats, and Dagmar has gone from being scared of the chicken house to being excited about going in and getting rats. The one that got away was excusable, as it was dark and they were out of practice.

Dagmar now owns her team role of game flusher, yipping and chasing the rats. Esme follows her around and then shoulders her aside to dive in and grab the rat. The other night as...

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junglemonkey - Sat, Jun 13, 2009
It's been a stressful week for me. There were some pretty big events at my office, and I had a couple of pretty long days. I have to say that by the end of the week, I was completely ready for a vacation. The last day of school for the kids was Thursday, so their vacation officially started Friday morning.

The Pirate and I carpooled on Friday, so we stopped off and did a little shopping, then got home and turned off the power. Burritos ensued, and then one of the most satisfying...
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junglemonkey - Mon, Jun 8, 2009
If there's one thing you can count on, it's that the gang at the Co-Prosperity Sphere is always spinning off ideas. No matter the economy, the climate, whether these ideas make our butts look big, we're throwing off ideas like a Van de Graaff generator throws off static!

While we're still working on other things, a certain mania has hit the CPS. Brain mania. This is the project I mentioned in the last post, and although I first had the idea several months ago, the wheels are finally...
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junglemonkey - Fri, Jun 5, 2009
The Pirate and I headed over to the Maker Faire last weekend, and had our brains recharged and inspired. I bought a pair of sunglasses from the very talented and self-effacing Stuart Breidenstein and the Pirate and I walked out with a Minty...
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junglemonkey - Sat, May 2, 2009
Today, we ended up at a party at a friend's house. She said in her email that, in honor of the combined Celtic/Latino heritage of more than one of the attendees, she wanted to have a sort of Cinco de Mayo/Beltaine party. A Cinco de Beltaine party, if you will.

The Pirate and I decided to extend the theme to the dinner and make our contribution a vegan haggis mole.

The Pirate described haggis to me as a sheep covered in oats and turned inside out. So...how does...
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