January 2010
Are You Talking About Me?
Submitted by junglemonkey on January 9, 2010 - 1:31pmI was in a restaurant yesterday, and I was explaining to the Pirate about how Rufus Wainwright has that kind of voice that's the epitome of the stereotype of gay men - a drawl wherein his lips never meet, he hisses every "s" and he uses too many superlatives. As I was explaining this, a gay couple was seated at a table next to us and I noticed that one of the pair was shooting me dirty looks.
Toxic Avenger
Submitted by junglemonkey on January 31, 2010 - 11:22amI was in Whole Foods yesterday, and walked by an endcap full of green boxes labeled "Complete Body Cleanse" (I almost said "I passed an endcap," but some puns are too low even for me). I thought to myself "We're already doing some planning for spring cleaning of the Co-Prosperity Sphere, so why not?